Step on a Crack and You'll Break Your Mother's Back

My, my Mother (shaking head). This one is really selfish of you. Since childhood I have walked down the sidewalk glancing down with every step to avoid destruction of your spinal column. What a pain in my neck.


Today I decided to test your little self preserving theory. I not only stepped on a few cracks along my walk, but I decided to stomp...neigh pummel one rather large crack. At first, I was timid. I was fearful and did not want to inflict serious damage. I called you during my first initial steps to see if you were experiencing even a small spasm. No dice. I became surly. Right then and there I started pulverizing a crack on the street. Do you feel that one mother? How about that?


Chalk this one up to a mother lying to her naive child. Shame on you Mother. I learned life is better looking up.


Mom: 0 Life: 2