Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Don't Run With Scissors

This one is just silly. What is supposed to happen to me? And exactly how often was this piece of advice supposed to be useful? For Pete’s sake woman.

So, in the name of science, I threw caution to the wind, grabbed two pairs of scissors and ran through the halls. It was glorious.

The freedom...

The exhilaration...

The ability to both cut things and get places quickly.

You were wrong Mother. Running with scissors is an awesome idea. Everyone should do it.

Mom: 0 Life: 1

Welcome

Mama raised me the best that she could.
She said to be nice, always be good.
I tried to follow her wise advice,
but all I got was a rash and the lice.

So from here on out, I'm a wild child,
doing the bad stuff, no more mild.
Live on the edge and see what I give
Doing her "don'ts" and see if I live.


Here we go on our great adventure. We will strive to break one rule each day. Let's see how this goes.

Laurie and Kate